Apparently sister knew best. We all have our ways. By the look on his face, no one was more surprised to find out how much of a “help” his big sister wanted to be.
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Life is full of hypocrisy, love, humor and lessons and I’m looking forward to having this outlet to entertain those who aren’t taking life so seriously. Barefoot (but) in Stilettos is my new secret and you are invited to share it with me. If you are looking for perfectly written pieces, then you haven’t read down to this line and are off in search of some proper literature. May be a cheap form of humor but sarcasm is something I enjoy as much as a Starbucks White Mocha Latte (with soy, extra shot of espresso, no whip and a dirty joke if you know of any good ones). Sometimes the stilettos have to come off and you need your barefeet to feel the Earth beneath you. Join me, will you?
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